A dedicated research team that is in Bolivia studying the mating habits of the notorious Flying Squid are reporting that the Squid's once-per-decade mating ritual, known as "The Flying Squadron", will be taking place in the coming year! A Brazilian research team working in Bolivia has discovered that the Squid emits a rare pheromone a few months before the Ritual, which involves literally every Flying Squid on Earth circumnavigating the Andes mountain range for no apparent reason.
In honor of this momentous event, I have penned a haiku!
Journey of love for
Bolivian national dish
Good luck Flying Squid!